coitus interruptus

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina

my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.

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RicheyJames

misanthrope, curmudgeon, Bad Tempered Young Man

I was going to wish you happy birthday but I was afraid I might get RicheyJamesed for it.

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canegrot

A mistaken attempt to circumvent a language filter for the racial epithet for a person of african american dissent

Can I get a witness? = canegrot a witness

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j spot

Often confused with the G spot except that the j spot doesn't exist a lot.

dear bliss magazine,
Where's my j spot? my friends say they don't exist but my mum say's that she has one.

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spam

Software produced annoying mail

My inbox is full of spam.

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Sph

1. False, Faux, Not true. ~ "That statement is Sph" (agg)

2. Sarcastic, Crass, Deliberately missinformative

"I love going to the movies" - Sph(ed) Jenny

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bare

bare means slightly too much of.

the cupboard was bare

i got attacked by a bare.

"i think we should cut down to the bare essentials"

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