Oakland crosswalk

An Oakland crosswalk is an invisible crosswalk which a resident of Oakland, CA uses to cross any part of a busy street while giving zero fucks about the cars speeding by. This is often performed with the mindset of having the right of way.

Driver: Hey look at that asshole crossing MLK in the middle of the street! Doesn't he know he's gonna get hit?

Passenger: You idiot, can't you see he's using an Oakland crosswalk?

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