Jizzaster

1. Description of a sexual circumstance that involves jizz / cum / semen going every which way. Typically jizzasters would been seen when giving a facial, cumming on a girl's body or just spraying your surroundings with the stuff.

2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role

3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.

"I finally met a gal on Tinder that's cool with facials, so every time I see her it's a jizzaster!"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"

Brabecue

A barbecue / BBQ / smoked meats eating establishment where the female staff / waitresses / bartenders are wearing bras or bikini tops instead of shirts.

"There's this great Bra-B-Q place in Fort Worth, the Smoke Pit. Great brisket, but the bikini-clad girls are the real attraction"
"I don't care where we eat lunch, but I'd prefer a Brabecue"
"Isn't Whistler's a Brabecue? No, some dildo bought the place and makes the girls wear shirts."