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The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.
John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.
Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!
I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!
The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.
Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!
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Pathetic and compulsive masturbation attempts whilst drunk and unable to get an erection.
-I got drunk and hornie last night, totally wankcoholic!
To expel a loud, disruptive -and worrying- fart that leaves you with the uncomfy feeling of a ripped apart sphincter.
Oops just ripafarted myself with that one!
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