got me on oxygen

the single most entertaining and beautiful livejournal in the entire history of the site itself. (also lyric from ricker and the sexecutioners).

SHIT MAN! did you read gotmeonoxygen today?!

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Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!

Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"

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poochie

a pharse you use when you are talking to a loved one or a lover.

orginally from adina wagner.

just kidding! i love you poochie!

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roman candle

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

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fangirl

A female fan of an actor and/or fictional character. Usually between the ages of 12-14. Is known to utter high-pitched sounds whenever the object of their obsession's name is mentioned. Claims that, "IM reelly gona marry him cuz we R ment 2 b!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!@#$347903458134!@!@!" Uses excessive amounts of punctuation. This condition is usually just a phase and doesn't generally last extremely long. However, in the more severe cases the fangirl can go on in her fangirlyness for years on end.

Beatles Mania.

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chain check

When someone is wearing some fake-ass cheap necklace/chain that the person doing the checking doesn't think is real. You go up to the wearer and pull on the front of the chain or medallion or what have you on the front to see if it falls off because of the horrible quality.

Ray Ray chain checked Jamal when he walked into the club looking like he had purchased his gold chain from the 25 cent machine.

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coochi hangup

When you have some how become attached to you "Fuck buddy" and you don't know why. You DO NOT want a relationship but you want to be able to fuck at ANYTIME you want.

Damn, I got the coochi hangup and Bob is out of town.

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