Flag Pole

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.

Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."

Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."