exploding starfish

When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.

I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.

nut cuffs

The psychological state of being pussy whipped for which a man is restrained from any man type business because his women has his nuts locked down. A man with no balls is predisposed to this condition and probably likes it.

"Joe can't hang out because his nut cuffs are on too tight."

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