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When engaging in anal sex with your sweetie and you reach in her vagina and jerk yourself off.
I had to use the alligator grab on the old lady this morning when just being in one orifice just doesn't get it done.
The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick
Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole
When your lady friend gives you an amazing blow job.
My wife was doing the slobber boogie on my meat whistle last night on the porch and the neighbors caught us.
The act or art of your ladie friend sucking on your cock.
Last night my wife was doing the slobber boogie on my meat whistle on back porch and the neighbors caught us.