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chicken in a biskit

it is a cracker that tastes like chicken.it has a powder on it that tastes like chicken, this powder was created by putting a chicken through 5 grinders, 10 blenders, and 25 hydraulic presses

criminal: sees 25 chicken in a biskit boxes
criminal: forgets about the money and steals the chick in a biskit boxes
criminal: realizes they are empty after trying to eat them
crimal:dies

by Halleishotiwanttofuckher May 20, 2020


OH YA DADDY

when you are having pleasure when fucking your stepfather

she gets an orgasm while fucking her stepfather and says "OH YA DADDY"

by Halleishotiwanttofuckher May 7, 2020


bill nye

when you are a bill nye, you are gay, hated, a nigga, ugly, a bitch, a hoe, you don't exist, windows 7

that guy over there is like bill nye, he is ugly, a bitch, and uses windows 7

by Halleishotiwanttofuckher May 7, 2020

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