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The act of travelling to a sweltering jungle and picking the leaves off of the trees so that you can grind them up and snort them. The effects of the leaves change depending on what breed of leaf it is. Effects may contain getting high, getting pleasure or getting powerful hallucinations.
"Jason seems kind of peculiar today, is he okay?"
"He's fine Cheryl, he just has a bad case of Nature's Morphine."
The act of spontaneously yelling loudly in class after the teacher announces your name change (to pixi).
"Why was Nicole yelling like a psychopath in IT class earlier?"
"She did The Nicole."
when your fart doesn't actually make a fart sound, the air just exits your holes. It smells like eggy wedge's too.
"She needed to ploomf so badly...but it simply would not exit her lower hole"
an irrational fear of people names Jess.
"What did you say her name was again?"
"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"
The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.
The woman was Jessphobic.
The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).
"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
Slay through the day slay slay slay, slay through the day and never give away the queen and the slay and the boots and the house down okay slay okay slay LGBTQ+ community slay slay slay queen slay the boots house down slay it slay it queen never get in the way be gay YAY
"Lateisha, you're looking very slay today, what happened?"
"Oh, Maddie Grace Jepson realised her debut poem. It goes like this: Slay through the day slay slay slay, slay through the day and never give away the queen and the slay and the boots and the house down okay slay okay slay LGBTQ+ community slay slay slay queen slay the boots house down slay it slay it queen never get in the way be gay YAY ".
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When Bjork farts, except it isn't called a fart, it's called a fjart.
Daryl: "Bjork, did you just fart?"
Bjork: "What can pass through tree without making rustle of thee leaf? A fjart."