ploomf

when your fart doesn't actually make a fart sound, the air just exits your holes. It smells like eggy wedge's too.

"She needed to ploomf so badly...but it simply would not exit her lower hole"

jessphobic

an irrational fear of people names Jess.

"What did you say her name was again?"
"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"

The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.

The woman was Jessphobic.

Caggot

A slur for a homosexual person mixed with the word ‘Cool’. Ultimately creating this beautiful word “Caggot”.

That guy is a total caggot, I’d love to take him to bed…

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