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duschbox

(pronounced doosh-box)

A computer that contains a processor barely good enough to sustain even the simplest of programs. They most commonly run at speeds no greater than the slowest of duschboxes. Often conserves power by randomly shutting its self off, and is frequently mistaken for heavy construction.

1. "Dude don't open MSN.. Limewire's still running..You'll fuck up my Duschbox."

2. Aaron: "Hey man, why'd you log off?"
Sam: "Aw sorry bro.. My um, uhh.. well.. err.. My sistah
pulled the plug."
Aaron: "Hmm.. yeah sure... Don't be blaming your sister for your fucked up duschbox!"

3. Mother: "TURN OFF THAT COMPUTER, AND GO TO BED!!"
Son: "I did"
Mother: "OH, DON'T YOU BULLSHIT ME.. I CAN HEAR THE FUCKING DUSCHBOX FROM UP HERE!!"

by Halpin Productions November 2, 2007

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Get Off My Cunt

New generation term for "Get Off My Case"

Mother: "Sweetheart, have you done your homework yet?"
Son: Damn bitch! Get off my cunt!

by Halpin Productions November 2, 2007

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Kidne

(pronounced: kid-knee)

To be of a young age, no older than 10, suffering from childhood acne.

Kidne is a combination of the words;
KID and acNE.

1. Her first grade school photos were ruined by her Kidne

2."Geez her kidne's really cleared up"
"Nah man, her mum just went 'Jon Bonet' on the makeup"

3. "Dude, why is her nappy so high?"
"because it's covering her Kidne"

by Halpin Productions November 2, 2007