Cumschach

A cumshot, stain, or wetspot in which a image can be seen (or projected) much like an ink blot used in a rorschach test.

I was a little grossed out (but also turned on) by that cumschach pic you sent. You were right--it does look like Bigfoot.

medgap

The fucking torture of not being able to get one's meds (particularly a controlled substance) the first day you need them because they only prescribe exactly the number you need and won't let refill early so there's no gap. Gap could also be because you forgot to get your script or the pharmacy wasn't stocked.

Didn't get anything done yesterday because I was in a medgap.

wankup

Wake up by masturbatimg

Be right down for breakfast. Need a min to wankup first.

Wankup

Waking up by masturbating

Be down for breakfast in a min. Just need to wankup first.

FnL

FnL specifies that what was just said is meant both figuratively & literally, in case it was ambiguous; also used to point out a different sense of the word akin to saying pun intended.

Your ass is looking so ripe! I can't wait to take a big juicy bite FnL 😂

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Mednesia

The inability to recall if one has taken one's meds causing anxiety about either not taking them or double-dosing.

I really need to get one of those things daily pill holders because I constantly suffer from mednesia.