Fapple

The act of pleasuring ones self after discovering there is going to be a new Apple product.

Scott had a fapple when they announced the new iPhone was going to have an even better camera!

Retard

To slow something or hinder

A fire blanket is a fire retardant.

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Queef

A vaginal flatulent.

(Noun) "Is that a queef i just heard?"
(Verb) "One is about to queef"

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