Shit a stick

Variation on "have a cow"

Ryan: Dude, why did you eat my last damn Poptart?!
Alex: Dont shit a stick man, i dident know it was your last one!

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Eighty-Twelve

A non-senseical number used to describe a large quantiy of item.

Hammie: Hay, can i coke?
Ryan: Sure, i've got like, eighty-twelve of 'em.