Ethan

A relatively below-average-height Asian who has recently been diagnosed with a contagious disease; Uniqueness. He is extremely addicted to games, and what other people do with phones, he does with a bigass $49.95 hp laptop.

"Ethan, you're so sped."

Ted

More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"

"Ted's so annoying!"
"That's why we call him Spedsticles you fuckhead"

Iverached

(NSBHS slang) When Mr Iverach sees that you have the wrong uniform and thereafter gives you a 20-minute-long lecture about pride in wearing the correct uniform to school.

"You're gonna get Iverached"

Ryan

Seen from typical eyes as a yellow Enderman from the once-popular game; Minecraft, this entity fulfils the one stereotype for being Chinese; having no eyes. According to himself, he coined the name 'Vladdy Daddy'. Unfortunately, unlike his height, his Schlange is not so Lange...

"Ryan, you're gay."
"Fuck off."