battle of the bands

The ongoing battle of all of Urban Dictionary. If someone dislikes a band, they'll throw in a really bad definition about that. That's what I like to call the Battle of the Bands.

Green Day sucks so bad. I'm gonna go write a mean definition on UD.

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skee-lo

A very mysterious rapper. One day, he got up, wrote "I Wish", which became a big hit, then was never heard from again. It wasn't even realeased as a single. A radio station found it in their toilet one day. No one knows how it got there.

Skee-Lo? Oooooooooooooooh. Creepy.

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authoritah

Basically, power. Most effective when employed in Colorado, in Park County.

Dude: You will RESPECT my AUTHORITAH
Other dude: Okay. *respects dude's authoritah*

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You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.

Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

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A few days later

When something very exciting happens one day, and the next exciting even doesn't happen until next week, then you just say "a few days later" and it skips over all of that boring time!

Cartman: Oh, no, the bad guy got away!
Timmy: Timmy!

A FEW DAYS LATER...

Cartman: Look, Timmy, there's the bad guy again!
Timmy: Timmy!

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baha men

A sad entry in the book of life. The rap/pop band's one-hit wonder, which was quite tuneless in the first place, -'s chorus went "NOW HOO LET THE DAWGZ OWIZZOWT WOOF WOOF" and had thusly created the most annoying catch phrase of the early 2000's.

Jim: Hey, last night, a guy broke into my house and left the door open, thus creating a gateway for my Shnauzher to escape torture.

Bo: Oh, really? I bet he REALLLY let the dogs out. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Jim: Hey didn't the Baha Men sing that?

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are you as turned on as i is?

What Kevin Federline said to Britney Spears as they saw two cows, uh... being naughty.

"More," Britney replied.

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