I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen

“She better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”

Diddle

“Babe shut the fuck up”
Basically, if neither you or your partner can shut up and enjoy a moment, you need that one word so that when one is focused, they can bring the other to focus”

*insert 4-5 minute rant about the rules to anything here*
“Diddle”
“Yes babe”

Diddle

“Babe shut the fuck up”
Basically, if neither you or your partner can shut up and enjoy a moment, you need that one word so that when one is focused, they can bring the other to focus”

*insert 4-5 minute rant about the rules to anything here*
“Diddle”
“Yes babe”

Hampton Grey

The color of my eyes, the color of safety. Call my name and I’ll come keep you safe

“Hampton Grey”

Futureposting

When you’re hurt and need to publicly be toxic about it

“Ay is ya boi good? He just got dumped.”
“Yeah he’ll be fine, he’s just going to be futureposting for awhile”
“Use my mouth for what? So I can taste your past? Nah eat these kids and taste the future”

maple treeway

1. The best Mario Kart Wii Track, in the Star Cup. 3rd race, wigglers, and trees. Bridge of death.

2. This refers to the act of pouring syrup on a woman, and eating it off sexually. She is the Maple Treeway

“Just you, me, and mario Kart wii. I’ll see you, my maple treeway

Glitterbox

Shiny Pussy :)

Say what you want, all I want to do is eat some glitterbox right now