French Toast

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup

“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”

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Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile

“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”

Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments

“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”

Slug Lips

Really really wet pussy. Like moist pussy. Like she is so turned on, you better not waste time because she will be angry if you don’t please her when she has slug lips

“Damn bae I just put the tip in and you already got slug lips? Gotta slow down before I put a baby in you”

Vanilla Nut

The greatest coffee flavor

Also the act of nutting in your girlfriend’s morning coffee

“Babe what kind of coffee you want?”

“Vanilla Nut”