Han

Rhyming slang for the perverse activity of going out on wrong evenings (which can extend for days)on your own when you have a perfectly decent bunch of mates who'll go out with you if you hadn't lied & said you were going home at 7pm. Han flies in the Millenium Falcon & it is normally used to frequent 3 wrong destinations in one evening. Han is also prone to detouring the Falcon to McDonalds to order 23kgs of hamburgers at 6am.

It's lunchtime now, the fucking cunt still isn't here, did he go Han last night? Fucking wrong 'un, bet he did. 3 birds, 2 bottles of vodka & swallowed half a cow. Fucking spastic.

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