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The whites

People whose skin tone ranges from albino to slightly less pasty.

Man the whites really love their Nazi flags and inbreeding

by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019

12πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


pasty

A race of people with skin color so white that it makes the individuals look like a white blob in flash photos, or they spend 50% of their summers lying still like a corpse while 'tanning'. However, pasty skin does have its advantages. If there is an alien invasion, a pasty individual can strip down and camouflage with a white wall with ease, allowing said individual to avoid a grisly death by an alien laser gun.

Pasty White people: Hey
Me: AHHHHH
White people: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I thought the wall was talking to me.

by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Marginal

One of the many words used by Donald Trump that he thinks makes him sound smart but he actually doesn't know its meaning.

Trump: Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it's marginal, right?
7 year old: Marginal? You mean like your penis?

by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019

18πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Sounds About White

An internet phrase that refers to an action or a statement done by the white people, that are incestuous, pedo, stupid, racist or weird.

White people: WE'RE THE MASTER RACE.

Other people: Sounds about white.

White people: JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US.

Other people: Sounds about white.

White people: Damn, my sister is hot. I'd love to hit that.

Other people: Sounds about white

White people: I'm going to take a selfie while dangling at a very high place.

Other people: Sounds about white.

White people: I wish I had a dog, so I would have someone to love me. Sexually.

Other people: Sounds about white.

White people: I'm going to pet this lion.

Other people: Sounds about white.

White people: Children are so sexy.

Other people: Sounds about white.

by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019

65πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž


The Donald Trump

A small white penis that causes one to become nervous about any concept that involves size.

I wish I was black with a BBC, but I was born with the Donald Trump and now I spend all of my time convincing people that my hands are normal-sized.

by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019

167πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


racist

Pronunciation /Γ‹Βˆrāsəst/

noun

1. A person who is white

adjective

1. Being someone who is white

Those racist white people really need to stop being so white

by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019

62πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


Conservatism

A political ideology that is popular among the white people that believes in a conspiracy theory that Jews are smuggling in immigrants to overthrow the white people and that white people are perfect and superior to the other races, but it is actually used to scam white people out of basic necessities like healthcare or social security.

Conservatism also hates science, and rejects vaccines and denies climate change.

White people: Conservatism will save our superior race, so I'm going to vote against my own interests. Who needs healthcare and vaccines? All I need is my racist hatred.

Other people: Yea... sounds about white.

by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019

10πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž