w00t juice

Teh l33t h4x0r's crunk juice...instead of mixing an energy drink with an alcoholic beverage, one mixes an energy drink with preferrably caffeinated soda, thus making w00t juice. Called "w00t juice" because it gives you the caffeine-and-sugar-high that makes your brain go 'w00t!'.

BooKoo + Jolt Cola = ultimate w00t juice.

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Maiyahi

Dragostea Din Tei. Because O-Zone says "Mai Ya Hi" at the beginning of the song, people started calling it "Maiyahi" instead of it's actual title, "Dragostea Din Tei"

I'm listening to Maiyahi (AKA Dragostea Din Tei) as I type this.

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furry friday

A flood of furry hentai that occurs every Friday on the random (/b/) section of 4chan. Of course, now with the word filter, one is unable to say the phrase "furry friday" in /b/. (If you try to type 'furry', it is replaced with the word drama) Many users contribute to furry friday throughout multiple threads. Usually, one furry thread on furry friday will be followed up with 30 or so text replies and 15 or so furry pics.

If you don't like furry (I sure as hell do), don't go to 4chan's /b/ on furry friday.

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Pocket Tanks

A game from Blitwise, where you choose 10 weapons, and then take turns trying to bomb each others' tanks by setting a weapon, power and angle. The Deluxe version comes with more weapons, and expansion packs for the Deluxe version are also available. The Basic version just has 30 weapons, but the Deluxe version has 60 weapons, 125 with all the expansion packs (There are seven expansion packs). The game was recently a fad in the schools of Delaware. For optimal gaming, turn off the in-game music, and put on either O-Zone's "Dragostea Din Tei", Danzel's "Pump It Up", Gwen Stefani's "What You Waiting For" (my choice), or Underworld's "Moaner".

Yesterday, I played my friend Roberto in Pocket Tanks, and he whooped my ass. I should play him with the wind options next time, see who's really hardcore.

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scratchy label

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.

I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.

Hyakugojyuuichi

1: The Japanese word for the number '151'.
2: A flash music video made by Neil Cicierega, featuring a song from Pocket Monsters (the Japanese version of Pokémon), and had many wacky animations and the famous lyric misinterpretation. 3 years later, Neil has made many animations with a similar style, called animutations, and Lemon Demon made a music video tribute to the famous Hyakugojyuuichi.

"TV says, donuts are high in fat kazoo/ found a hobo in my room/ It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life/ Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar!"

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Taipan 3000

A highly addictive Dope Wars spinoff(that's actually even better than Dope Wars) made in Flash by Josh Tuttle. It's a seriously addictive game where you buy things to sell at other planets, and with the money you earn, you can trade in your ship and get guns for your ship (must you go into battle)

I spent all day playing Taipan 3000 SE! I got l33t skills in this game!

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