Butting Heads

When you want to give your bro a high five or handshake, but he has Coronavirus, so you knock dicks together instead.

Bro 1: I went to high five my bro on his successful penis enlargement surgery the other day, but he had Coronavirus.
Bro 2: What did you do?
Bro 1: We decided butting heads would be safer.

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