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When you're not going outside not to catch the coronavirus, but instead you get so bored that you catch the boronavirus
James: Hey man, what did you do in the lockdown?
George: I had to masturbate all day to cure my boronavirus.
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When you get banned on a dating website for no reason
A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded