007

The art of slipping away unnoticed from a party or social situation where a long and tedious goodbye process is not advised and could not otherwise be avoided.

Jonny: What happened to ya last night man??

Bart: Well... After I spilled my drink down Amanda's blouse, I stepped out side to smoke a cigarette which got me spinning, so I puked in the dumpster and got it all down the front of me... yeah... I hailed a cab...

Jonny: Ahhh... The 007...

Bart: My cover was blown, my only option.

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