pregnant

when a child is in your belly, (most pregnant women rub their stomach)

add: do you find out if you are pregnant
me: ima f***ing guy

Let’s have 33 babies

How everyone in fairy tail talks to their crush

Juvia: let’s have 33 babies

Gray: *ignores Juvia*

2👍 1👎

Parents

Dictators that act like the boss of you because they are older than you, and they also make a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG deal out of their kids wearing pajamas in public. They also don’t get along with each other.

Billy: I got into a fair argument with mom, and she got me into trouble.
Sid:yeah, parents abuse their power a lot.