schimmeled

Definition of a tall woman, from jersey who is never on time. It’s becomes so habitual it makes her friends wonder if she suffers from narcolepsy, epilepsy or both, but actually she’s perfectly normal.

2nd definition:
In ancient Roman times share croppers would stock up and wait for seasons to change to plant there crops. When a season would drag extraordinarily long they knew to sacrifice there children to prevent starvation, these extended seasons were known as schimmels.

“Hey have you guys heard from meagan?” “She was supposed to have met me for dinner 7hrs ago?” “Only 7hrs?” “Yeah she’s pretty bad at that, last time I was stuck on the road with a flat tire, she texted me every hour saying she was on her way, 112 hrs later when I was hunting for food she finally showed up” “she really schimmeled both of us”

Bootlicker

A term antifa pussies use to describe anyone who doesn't agree with them.

My grandma just told me she changed her mind and is voting for Trump now, she's a fascist bootlicker.

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Bootlicker

A term used by antifa pussies to describe anyone who doesn't agree with them.

My grandma just told me she's voting for Trump now, she's a fascist bootlicker.

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Dry Randy

An over the pants hand-job.

We were sitting at the bar so I had to settle for a dry randy.

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