Wetsuit Wanker

A kook from the Inland Empire who tans in a wetsuit to score chicks

I caught Johnny sprawled out in his wetsuit in the backyard yesterday, what a wetsuit wanker.

chester

(verb) means to jack off with Cheeto fingers. Male masturbation with Cheeto fingers

Will blacked out last night, at 2am after stumbling across the street to the gas station he came back and crushed an entire bag of Cheetos, then chestered himself to sleep.

Chester

(verb) means to jack off with Cheeto fingers. Male masturbation with Cheeto fingers

Will blacked out last night, at 2am after stumbling across the street to the gas station he came back and crushed an entire bag of Cheetos, then chestered himself to sleep.