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Metapod

The best Pokemon in existence. All it can ever learn is harden, where its' defense goes higher and higher that it'll take 10,000 hits just to defeat it.

"Check out my Metapod! She is the best Pokemon in the world!"
"Shut the hell up bitch."
"No I swear she's good! She knows harden which is the best move! It shows that she is the best Pokemon ever!"
"Fuck you."
"LETS BATTLE!"
"Plz stop. I'ma run."
"HEY WHERE YOU GOING?"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 6, 2019


Lucario

The best Pokemon to exist.

Lucario has his own movie and he is in Smash Bros and Pokken Tournament. He can even talk via telepathy! And he's in the new Sword and Shield! There is no Pokemon like him!

"Who's your main in Smash Bros?"
"Lucario."
"You're a furry then."
"NO IM NOT SHUT THE HELL UP PERIODT"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 6, 2019

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Gacha Heat

It's 10 times worse than Gacha Life itself. Please. Don't. Google. It. It really is that bad.

Go away, Gacha Heat.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 12, 2021

15πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Oliver McCracken Middle School

The worst smelling school in the world. All the kids who attend the school are crackheads, also known as McCrackheads, according to everyone else. If you go there, this will probably be the worst school you've ever attended.

"What school do you go to"?
"Oliver McCracken Middle School"
"Fuck you McCrackhead"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 25, 2019


Taylor Swift

1. The most annoying celebrity, worse than Justin Bieber! Her songs are trash nowadays and she used to sing so good until 2016.

2. A terrible singer who annoys the crap out of people

Quit messinҀ™ around you Taylor Swift!

by Hange Zoe is best girl December 14, 2017

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Great Wolf Lodge

A resort and water park where kids get lost and the furry hideout. The resorts' mascots remind me of furries and fursuits that they make me cringe and die.

"Mom! I'm bored! Take me to Great Wolf Lodge!"
"NO."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 6, 2019

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Niles North High School

A high school located in Skokie, Illinois. It is right across a shopping mall, unlike the high school you've gone to. This school is known for their disgusting bathrooms, especially the boys' bathrooms, where they vape and smoke weed.

"Why do you vape so much?"
"I go to Niles North High School!"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 25, 2019