Teddy-K

A glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice. Preferably from the Marlborough region of New Zealand. Often ordered by country club types with time on their hands.
Sometimes on the rocks, but often with a separate or “sidecar” of ice.

Parched golfer: Good day. A Teddy-K please.

Bartender: Seriously? Whatever. Here’s your white wine and a glass of ice.

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Rotten Kitty

An old dead disgusting pussy that is way out of date

Damn nigga that shit i hit last night was Rotten Kitty

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