wangslap

v. to forcefully exert pressure on another's face using one's wang (colloq. penis).
-ed-er-ing adj: -tacular adv.-pily

Bitch wouldn't swallow, so i wangslapped her.

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manstruation

n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.

v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling

You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.

She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.

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