truely

How a moronic fucktard spells truly.

Moronic fucktard: I truely love WNBA basketball.

Me: I truly hate your face.

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My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

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irregardless

An unnecessary mispronunciation of the word "regardless".

Guy 1: "Irregardless of what people think"...

Guy 2: (after punching Guy 1 in the face) "Say irregardless again! Say it!"

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Drizzle

Something Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella for.

Guy 1: Why you got thatumbrella?

Snoop: Fo Drizzle!!!!

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lieclops

Someone who is a compulsive liar.

"Don't listen to anything Stephanie says- SHE'S A FUCKING LIECLOPS"!!!

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nucular

An idiotic way to pronounce the word "nuclear". Whats worse is most of them know how the word is spelled yet still insist on saying "nucular"

Guy 1: The way the world is right now, we're probably headed toward nucular war"

Guy 2: (after karate chopping Guy 1 in the face) "What the hell is a "nucular war"? I am going to chop you in the face again you worthless troll!"

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looser

Idiotic way of spelling "loser". Most often used by teens and adults with no more than a 2nd grade grammar level.

Guy 1: OMG! Todd is such a looser!

Guy 2: I told myself I was going to do this do the next person I saw spelling the word "loser" like that; so now I am going to set your house on fire. You brought this upon yourself.

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