peter kay

simply a ledgend. the best british comedian ever from bolton.

'gaaaaaaarlic bread'

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fridged

being heavily under the influence of alcohol. similar to smashed, pissed, trashed. used in the company of parentals to disguise current state and/or planned state.

Duuude! I am totally going to get soo fridged tonight!

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haiio

A greeting. A mixture of "Hey", "Hi", and "Hello".

"Haiio! How are you today?"

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peeplets

a word to describe pee but in smaller drops.

Ususally used around children who pee less than adults. Adults are the pigs who pee, where children are the piglets who do peeplets.

Child: Daddy i need to do some peeplets!
Dad: Ok, we'll stop at a gas station at the next exit.
Child: Yay!

warden number helga

A total and utter man beast of a woman often assotiated with the army or military. she is so ugly that she is not given a proper name and is referd to as number helga.

Warden number helga get here now and swab the poop deck.

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Horse

Only the greatest animal ever! They smell realllll good!

O my god! Did you see that horse? It's soooo pretty!

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apple pie

when someone is overly hot and sexy..everyone wants a piece of there apple pie.

I know you want my apple pie.

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