Emily

big , Big, BIG hoe. hit her up and in a matter of 3 days or even 3 hours she will drop the panties for you. although she’s very funny and loyal to her GOOD friends (depends on who you are bitch) she still a hoe. People tend to talk about her even when they’ve done worse. stay out of emily’s path or she WILL cut you. THIS HOE WILL CUT YO ASS.

Acquaintance: “DTF”

Emily: “of course babe, when do you wanna hang?”

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Pokemon GO

A new disease that started in July 2016 that is causing not only the youth but adults to take the streets, paths, and road to capture and find creatures known as Pokemon. It is ruining families, friendships, humanity. It is a application available on IOS or Android, and when you download it opens the app to techno music and allows you to create your trainer/character and then you meet a man who go's through a sequence of sentences and ask if you want to help him catch pokemon. Then when you say yes he puts three pokemon in front of you and you choose one and throw your pokeball at it. This addiction needs to stop now.

Hannah : "Hey Dylan! What did you do all summer?"
Dylan : "I lost twenty four pounds thanks to Pokemon GO"
Hannah : "Leave my house now, you're a disgrace."

20👍 32👎