Dead jokes like âgo back to the kitchenâ and âI have kids in my basement.â Really bad âwafflingâ
Tom: âyo go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich u dishwasherðâ
Rachel: âshut up youâve got hadi humourâ
Or
Rachel: âyou canât even waffleâ
Tom: âok so basically I was playing football with my eyelashes and mud got into my windpipe which paralysed me from my phone case so I had to get my phone case repaired at the aquarium to let the blood come out from the foot of my phone which gave it superpowers and is now able to go shopping with a printerâ
Rachel: âwtf was that? Youâve got hadi humour.â