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The act of taking a piss and a shit in one visit to the facilities
Iâll be back in a few minutes. I have to go to the bathroom for a double play.
How a Star Wars fan would describe bitter cold weather. Compares winter weather with conditions on the ice planet Hoth.
Itâs not just cold. Itâs Hoth cold! Your tauntaun will freeze!
To reprimand or berate harshly, either with or without copious amounts of profanity, in the style of a drill sergeant. To ream out.
I watched my boss sarge out a coworker after he was caught napping on the toilet on company time.
A reply when questioned by the police
Cop: Sir I gotta get your name.
Perp: Yo mammy.
Cop: My what?
Perp: Yo mammy. Yo mammy boy!
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One who is extremely pessimistic, and has an annoying habit of always saying bad things are going to happen any chance they get. A pessimistic pest.
My brother is constantly going on about anything and everything that can possibly go wrong. He is such a pestimist.
Those little pieces of wood that attempts to pass as a spoon. Most commonly furnished with malts and ice cream cups sold at stadiums and cafeterias.
The woon is about as useless as a spork.
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Nickname for the Navy's Recruit Training Command (boot camp) in Great Lakes, IL. So named for the regret felt by some recruits wondering just what they got themselves into.
I can't wait to see my wife when I finish up at Great Mistakes.
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