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Ginny Weasley

The hottest gal from HP. Despite bring far from a tomboy, she is independent & brave. She has something of a temper, though she is mostly quite bubbly.

Ginny Weasley is from "Harry Potter".

by Hannibal Lector42 July 11, 2011

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Ginny Weasley

The hottest girl in "Harry Potter". She is very much the girl next door, though has a temper & a libido (typical of redheads), but is not a slut.

Ginny Weasley is sexy.

by Hannibal Lector42 May 1, 2011

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Labor Day

The last day of summer. Usually school starts starts slighty before or after this day. As the name suggests, it celebrates workers. Since Summer ends, people tend to avoid wearing light colors after this day in order to keep warm.

Delivery boy: Hey, why aren't you wearing your white cardigan, Mrs. Frankbaum?
Shelia: Labor day was yesterday.
DB: Oh. Is Mr. Frankbaum at work?
Shelia: Yes, Ted is. He's a lawyer.
DB: Wanna fuck?
Sheila: I'm not an infidel, you perv!

by Hannibal Lector42 September 5, 2011

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The Michael Cera Rule

In "Superbad", the girl does like him back, & they don't have sex.

"Superbad" broke the The Michael Cera Rule

by Hannibal Lector42 April 24, 2011

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Graham Chapman

My favorite Monty Python member. Unfortunately for me, he is the only dead one.

Likewise, my favorite HP character (Fred) dies. HP is also english, like Graham Chapman & the rest of Monty Python.

by Hannibal Lector42 May 1, 2011

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sex

For women:
1. A way to rebel.
2. A way to seduce a man to give her money, jewelry, etc.
3. A way to make a living.
4. A way to get pregnant.
5. A way to celebrate the emotional love between her & her SO (who might very well be a guy who will use her for a ONS).
For men: The funnest thing in the world.

Woman: "Gve me jewelry & I'll let you fuck me".
Man: "Sex is fun".

by Hannibal Lector42 July 26, 2011

20👍 14👎


Ginny Weasly

The hottest girl in "Harry Potter". She is very much the girl next door, though has a temper & a libido (typical of redheads), but is not a slut.

Ginny Weasly is sexy.

by Hannibal Lector42 May 1, 2011

19👍 7👎