Wet Walter

A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.

Man: Here comes the payload… WET WALTER!

Dark Walter

A Wet Walter performed without the consent of the partner. It is highly frowned upon.

Bro 1: I gave my girl a Dark Walter last night.

Bro 2: You’re going to fucking jail, Kenneth.