Dickjob

a sexual act much like a handjob in which the giver of the dickjob keeps their hand at crotch level, lubricated, and completely stationary. The recipient of the dickjob proceeds to fuck the stationary hand until satisfied and/or ejaculation is reached. This varies from the handjob in that the hand is stationary; in a handjob the hand moves to provide gratification, while in a dickjob, the dick moves to receive gratification. This is a popular sexual act among the gay, amish, and ginger communities.

"Did you see Ryan give that dude a dickjob at Jason's bar mitzvah? That shit was so fucking cash, bro. I wanted to be next up, but my dad cut me in line and I didn't have $10."

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Shit Buck

The "Shit Buck" or act of Shit Bucking is the practice of smearing human or animal feces onto one side of a dollar bill and placing it, feces side down, in an open, public area. Upon placement, those responsible should move to a safe and close location with a good vantage point to view the fruits of their labor. The goal is to trick individuals into picking up and even pocketing this "shit buck." It is an added plus if said location is within earshot and if the event can be videotaped.

"Holy fuck, dude, that bum totally just wiped the shit off of that shit buck before stuffing it into his pocket!"

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