BMW

An overpriced unreliable brand of car, designed by arrogant engineers who never fix their mistakes, sold by arrogant pricks who would whore out their own mothers for a $6 beer at a yuppie bar, bought by arrogant douchebags who can't afford them and drive like pussies, and serviced by mechanics who laugh all the way to the bank.

Also a brand of motorcycle favored by homosexuals.

From the German phrase, "Beissen Mein Wiener".

I just spent another $2000 getting my BMW fixed and the fucking "check engine" light is on again!

I rode my BMW two miles to Starbuck's so I could meet men for gay sex.

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