harold and kumar

Two useless pot-smoking hippies from a movie as shitty as "Half-baked" and "The Big Lebowski"

All my friends hate goddamn pussy potheads like Harold and Kumar because they waste their hollow lives with absolutely nothing to show for all their empty days except electroencephalograms full of dark spots. Fuck!

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puff hog

vb. to suck dick, this term is sometimes used to edit movies when they appear on television

She puffed so much hog that her eardrums burst.

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eat babies

or to eat one's babies, vb.
To do well, to triumph over someone
to humiliate someone

How'd the debate go?
Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.

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fucksteak

1. an exclamation of surprise or dissapointment similar to "buttfuck" when "buttfuck" or "buttfucker" used as an interjection
2. a dumbfuck

Fucksteak! I lost my cell phone!
or
Wipe that shit off your upper lip, you goddamn ass-licking fucksteak!

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cockvac

a cocksucker, a useless or shitty person

Donny, just change your name to cockvac so people won't be surprised when they first meet you.

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gaberence

a scent composed of the nastiest smells imaginable, the lingering odor from some disgusting thing

Fuck man! That gaberence smells like shit and cheetos rotting in a dead raccoon!

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woptard

a compound word describing Italians who are especially stupid and wiggerish

That kid John is such a woptard! He's got a bumper sticker that says "Italian Stallion"

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