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tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


cumcatcher

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 16, 2005

96๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Napoleon Dynamite

By far the shittiest film ever to become so popular. Utterly shitty. So shitty that I wanted to cry. I can't understand why people liked it and not the 100 movies/shows/internet shorts that come out every month with the exact same type of fucking stupid humor. On top of all that it was slow paced and boring. see shit

Damn! This movie blows donkey cock! I'm not watching another minute of this shit! I wish Napoleon would open his damn eyes, that squinting bastard! If that fucking kid makes another film I'll hunt him down, eat his brain, and use his lifeless body for pre-med anatomical studies!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 26, 2005

34๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuckbucket youbucket

This is what you say if you're a giggly 11yo slut who likes to speak in "secret languages" and then giggle (teehee teehee) with her pre-pubescent friends.

Sobucket Ibucket saidbucket, "Fuckbucket youbucket!" andbucket leftbucket thebucket IMbucket chatbucket.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 26, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


wetbrain

the condition of being excessively stupid of forgetful, retarded

That kid has mad wetbrain. He asked me how to spell "example."

by Hanz Von Steiner March 8, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž