Straight for Pay

A marriage between a homosexual male and a lesbian female (or in rare instances, a homosexual/lesbian marriage to a heterosexual opposite sex partner). This arrangement is not an arrangement for love, but rather, for the benefits (e.g. tax breaks, military benefits, adoption privileges, social standing etc.) associated with the union. These arrangements occur because of the lack of equal marriage in the United States. It reinforces the concept of the "sanctity" of marriage because it is between a man and a woman ("sanctity" is a synonym for bullshit)

Person 1: "Dude, Jon and Gina are going to get married soon, what kind of fabulous gifts are you going to get them?"
Person 2: "Wtf? They're getting married? But Jon is super gay and Gina is a diaper dyke...how is that possible"
Person 1: "No bro its just straight for pay. They have to do it because the government and Christians say that they can't marry who they really love, but they need the benefits of marriage"
Person 2: "That fucking sucks dude. That's so breeder. Fucking Hetero bitches"

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