Colin

Colin is just such a dad. He is so kind and you can give him high fives and sometimes he will accept you and tell you that you are not as annoying as yesterday. He prefers fake syrup on his pancakes over real syrup. Also don’t leave him in the trunk for too long because he is too large to not die. He loves pickles and writing stories about pencils and how they hate breaking and losing their lead. He likes to throw shade at girls who like ostriches and he does not like pineapple on his pizza.

Hey, that kid Colin is so big I could cry.

Yo Colin put on shoes it’s showing.

Pls let go of the squirrel Colin.

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Aidan

The kid who sits next to you in math. He is quiet, but every once in a while he says beautiful things. Like “stop saying you stole my nose I’m trying to work”, and “my day was good thanks for asking”. He always is spaced out or on his phone but that is okay because he is secretly a god at math. He also probably is in the Russian mafia but he is a cool dude so you deal with it. He has two hands and two feet but only one mouth so what planet is he from?

Aidan how was your weekend

Aidan how do u do this problem

Aidan stop it

Aidan can I borrow a pencil

Aidan

He’s the kid that sits next to you in math class. He is kind of quiet, but every once in a while he responds to you and it’s beautiful. He will say something like “stop telling me that you took my nose it’s literally on my face” and “please shut up”. He always does his math sometimes and he most of the time is spaced out. He is secretly in the Russian mafia but he’s kind in the heart.

Aidan put away your phone

Aidan you can’t go to the bathroom

Hi Aidan, how was your weekend.

Tom

A corn farmer. Also a church boy, never does homework. Eats a large breakfast but small lunch.

Hi Tom

Bye Tom

Tom, how was your day.

How’s the corn Tom.