cheek fucker

A male with a very small penis who is unable to penetrate the vagina while in the flat doggy style position.

Jim was considered a safe date by all the Morman girls, he was a certified Cheek Fucker, and their virginity would remain intact.

putinsanity

(n) mental illness of such a severe nature that a person cannot distinguish fantasy from reality, cannot conduct her/his affairs due to psychosis, or is subject to uncontrollable impulsive behavior.

"It was yet another example of Putinsanity; there was no reason to execute those 13 people on a stupid island that no one gives a damn about"