Chan-boon

Verb: To take a simple task and royally fuck it up beyond any and all recognition.

Noun: A complete and total fucking retard.

Boy did he ever Chan-boon that order. The customer only got half his stuff and it was on fire.

Hey Chan-boon, don't you think that radio is a little too close to your bathtu....Whoops! Oh, Chan-boon, you're such an idiot.

Skillins

Noun: A mythical creature that is extremely helpful to all who surround it. That is until it is crossed. For the hell that will follow is unmatched on this Earth.

Example: "Don't ever Chan-boon Skillins. He will end you if you do."