noob

The word used by people who know that in reality they are pros but are afraid to admit it.

Yesterday Mark said he was a noob. I laughed knowing he would get 100% in the marketing test.

trisyndrome

When someone is diagnosed with all, down-syndrome, autism and tourettes

Did you hear that Joe was diagnosed with trisyndrome

shcooby

The act of shitting into another persons anus (usually done in lesbian sex)

Crush: Hey wanna come to my house today
Me: Sorry I can't I have plans
Crush: My parents aren't home and you can give me a shcooby
Me:"You son of a bitch I'm in"