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tooth jeans

can mean multiple things.

tooth jeans can mean either jeans for your teeth or jeans made out of teeth, sometimes both.

nice tooth jeans

by Happy sunshine rain November 22, 2016


Fish Daddy

fish daddy is a great way to respond to wrong numbers who ask "Who dis?"

Yo Carlos, just put in a new pool, wanna stop by?
Sorry dude, wrong number.
oh, who dis?
Fish Daddy

by Happy sunshine rain November 22, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dingleberry

a type of chocolate covered strawberries.

whoa! can i have a bite of your dingleberry?

by Happy sunshine rain November 22, 2016

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Fish

a majestic creature, known only by few. If you cross paths with such a creature, don't move, if you do, it will summon its allies and nibble you to death.

dude, i was just swimming along and then bam! fish, right in front of me. it was wicked.
can you show me the scars?

by Happy sunshine rain November 22, 2016

48πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Rick Springfield

the amazing artist who sings "Jessie's girl" he is very talented and a little cute. He made an impact on the world that was not moot. he is a role model to all those people who like their best friends bae. Idk if he is still alive but let's hope so. Long live Rick!

Jessie is a friend... of Rick Springfield
because Rick is a friend to all. Especially those of whose girlfriend he is trying to subtly steal

by Happy sunshine rain November 22, 2016

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Play-Doh

A magic material

gimmie dat play-doh

by Happy sunshine rain November 22, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Turd blossom

A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.

She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.

Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.

Kelly: you are such a turd blossom

by Happy sunshine rain November 22, 2016

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž