:(|)

:D word for josh.
used on the yahoo instant messanger.
also, used to express all the adjectives about josh.

:(|) is rich; therefore, girls that look like grandma's talk to him.

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ass water

the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.

after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.

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double dip

to subsequently fuck a shitty asshole twice.

Because my girlfriend's asshole had too much shit in it, I had no choice but to double dip.

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toss salad

what Martha Stewart teaches you how to do on her show.

I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning. She taught me how to toss a salad.

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insulin

a protein pancreatic hormone secreted by the islets of Langerhans that is essential especially for the metabolism of carbohydrates and is used in the treatment and control of diabetes mellitus

I sure could go for a insulin shot right about now. Seriously, I need one. Help me!

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jew on a stick

another name for Jesus.

guy 1 "holy jew on a stick!"

guy 2 "ya mean jesus christ?"

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Cock Eye

what you'd be if you had the skin from your circumcision sewned to hold your eyes open.

i have no idea where i am

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