denial beard

Something transgender people in denial do to try to prove to themself that they're not transgender.

I started bodybuilding and bulked up to 250 pounds. I had the full denial beard going on. But in the end I couldn't hide from myself anymore. I had to transition.

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Genrefy

To classify something(like a song or a video) as being part of a particular genre.

The song was hard to genrefy. It was kind of like a mixture between classical music and techno.

gate rapist

TSA agent who fondles your genitals

It was terrible. I didn't want them to take naked pictures of me, so I got groped by the gate rapist.

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noped the fuck out

Leaving when you don't even want to TRY to handle the situation.

I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.

And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.

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chip dust

The oily/dusty stuff left on your fingers after you eat chips. Most often left by cheese puffs, but also left in lesser quantities when eating various flavored potato chips like sour cream and onion or barbecue.

Cheeto dust is the most well-known form of chip dust.

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deadnaming

Disrespectfully calling someone by their old name after they have changed their name. In particular, this is something done to transgender people.

"Well I've always known you as James, so I'm going to keep calling you James."
"Stop deadnaming me. My name is Jamie."

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